2015
01.02

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Galactus: I Galactus bid you citizens of Earth greetings as you celebrate my second favorite Terran holiday: The Festival of the Super Bowl. But have no fear, as I have not come to devour your planet during the battle between the Seahawks and the Patriots but rather to admonish you…

Silver Surfer: Ha, second favorite, behind basically any other gathering where they have a ton of food!

Galactus: Quiet herald and say my jingle!

Silver Surfer: *sigh* If you have a galactic thirst, then you need the Galactus Bottle Opener to help pop that bottle of suds!

Galactus: Watch me devour that bottle cap so you can enjoy your cold beverage. It’s perfect for any party, festival or Super Bowl!

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It’s made of quality durable Earth metal, and comes with a plush carrying case and even has powerful magnets on the back so it can be placed on your large cooled food holding containers.

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Silver Surfer: I bet close proximity to food is most desirable for you.

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Galactus: Enough mocking, give them knowledge of where they can purchase their own Galactus Bottle Opener.

Silver Surfer: The Galactus Bottle Opener is sold by only the best most reputable vendors in the Universe such as Luke’s Toy Store.

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Galactus: So don’t just sit there, buy one now …. or I will devour your planet!!

Now my herald, pass me a large plate of wings and some chips and don’t skimp on the dip!

 

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